Hilarious Hillary

The other day, Eric came over. We went to the pool which belongs to my apartment complex. Eric was on the ladder, and I was too. Then this weird, psycho life guard told Eric to get off. Then I echoed her and said, "yeah ERIC, GET OFF THAT LADDER!" and then Josh said, "that means you too, Matthew!" the life guard said, "yeah, Matthew!" in a very teasing way. I asked her what her name was. She did not answer. Then I said, "Hey, Hillary!" She said, "No, you don't even know my name." So basically the whole day Josh and Eric were teasing me because I liked "Hillary". They thought I was somehow hitting on her. Which, to all you numbskulls, I was not!!!!!!!!!!!!